Real Estate Agents
A poem by Paul Pizzolo

Real Estate Agents

I am arrogant
I'm a pig,
We rip you off
My Bank balance is big.

We aren't that smart,
Studying only for six weeks,
So our story isn't long,
And its filled with leaks.

Commission is our game,
From one point five to three,
To tell it simply,
It's a dream for me.

Its such a great challenge,
To sell a house to you,
I hope you're a sucker,
So my dream can come true.